What a week it has been. Last Saturday we went 0-4. Losers. Since then, we have gone 17-9!! 65%. Winners! It’s Saturday and we are all 😈 for a HUGE day. Lots of opportunity out there for us today and since we are so hot, we are GOING FOR IT with a big time parlay today. Let’s go!!!!
We will start here because we have gone 8-1 in our last 9 NHL plays. I don’t know about you but I’m hungry.
Lightning 🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒 - They’ve been good to us and today’s moneyline isn’t too big so there’s some value here. They will be taking on the Canadiens who are just 1-3-1 in their last 5 and that one win was against a Rangers team who is literally falling off the face of the Earth. I like the Lightning in this one and I’d grab the moneyline early because it’s going to get bigger as the day goes on.
Ducks 🏒🏒🏒🏒🏒 - another valuable play here. The Ducks have been playing great and have won 4 in a row. On the flip side will be our friends, the Coyotes. What? We are friends because they’ve made us some money this year. They had a 4 game winning streak themselves and I thought the world was coming to an end but they came back to reality in their last game losing 5-2 to the Flames. Similar result tonight. Have you ever seen a Duck fuck a Coyote? 👀 tonight.
Flyers 🏒🏒🏒🏒 - I like this one 5x 🏒 but I’m putting up 4 🏒, one for each game in a row the Flyers have won. 4-0-1 in their last 5 and playing great. New goalie in town but Mrazek looked good in his Philly debut on Thursday. They will get the Senators today, who just had their wives and girlfriends fucked by the Lightning players when they were on the road. Different scenario tonight, Flyers win and THEN fuck the Senators wives and girlfriends.
Celtics (-5) 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 - I was hesitant to play the Cs last night because of the terrible stretch they had before the All Star break. They showed up last night and proved they are back. I’m confident taking them tonight on a back to back because they are taking on the Knicks. How are the Knicks? Not very good at all. As long as Michael fucking Jordan, I mean Beasley doesn’t have another lifetime game against them the Celts will run away with this one.
Thunder (+9) 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀.🏀. - The Thunder are 2-0 against the Warriors this season and have dominated in both games. 108-91 and 125-105 were the two scores of those games. So why aren’t we hopping on the (+360) moneyline? There’s some value there for sure but (+9) is a L.O.C.K.
Auburn (+110) 🏀🏀🏀🏀🏀 - Underdogs!? Haha. Ok! Not really sure why. This is a big game for both teams, Florida really needs to win to keep their Tourney hopes alive and Auburn can clinch a share of the SEC Title with a win today. Home court advantage for the Gators but Auburn is 5-2 on the road against SEC opponents this season. Florida has lost 3 straight and I think Auburn will make it four today. Again, not sure why Florida is favored in this game.
YOU GOTTA FIGHT!
FOR YOUR RIGHT!
Play all 6 as a parlay and it pays (+3265) ballin.
Let’s have a HUGE day!