Porn Star says 49’ers are a lock to win Superbowl


Jimmy Garoppolo was sent to the 49’ers in a trade last season and he closed out the season winning his first five starts for them, in convincing fashion. Remember how good that Jaguars defense was? He put up 44 on them. What about going on the road to take on the Rams? No big deal, he beat them 34-13 (week 17 though, I know). Regardless, Jimmy was in the headlines to finish the end of last season and now he is in the headlines again to start this season. He took PORN STAR Kiara Mia out on a dinner date last week and it has caught the media’s attention. Why wouldn’t it? I tweeted about it last week and I thought that would be it but after the TMZ video from Saturday night, I needed to do my due diligence as a sports betting advisor to validate the value to all of you guys. Check out the vid:


The San Francisco 49’ers are currently listed at 20-1 odds to win SuperBowl LIII and their regular season win total over under is set at 8.5. According to Kiara Mia, both of these bets are absolute locks. I think we all can agree that Kiara and me do very different things to make money and I’ll give her credit, she has more knowledge when it cums to other things but I have far more knowledge when it comes to sports.

Let’s take a look at the 49’ers regular season win total over/under at 8.5:

@Vikings - Loss - Best defense in the league. If Jimmy proves me wrong and beats them, watch out.

Lions - Win

@Chiefs - Loss

@Chargers - Win

Cardinals - Win

@Packers - Loss - This will be a fun game to watch but I don’t think he will keep up with Rodgers.

Rams - Win

@Cardinals - Win

Raiders - Win

Giants - Win

@Bucs - Loss - trip to the East Coast for a 1 o’clock game is really a 10 a.m. start for the West Coast Niners and Jimmy’s sleep pattern will be screwed up from constant late nights with Kiara.

@Seahawks - Loss

Broncos - Win

Seahawks - Win

Bears - Win

@Rams - Loss

So there you have it, I have the 49ers going 10-6 this season which would mean the over 8.5 would hit. Three teams made the playoffs at 10-6 last season so that might be enough for the 49ers to get in. However, I have the Packers, Vikings, Eagles, Saints, Falcons, and Rams finishing with better records than the Niners so that would mean that they wouldn’t get in. But just in case, I’ll be ready and be prepared for the white out if Jimmy AND Kiara can make it happen. 20-1 - might be worth a small wager. 

Order confirmed:


THE NAMES JIMMY!

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