5/9 KofSports Speech



We have had a slow start to the week and have had losing days Monday and Wednesday due to some tough luck of teams going 1-16 with runners in scoring position, refs taking away goals, and Major League Pitchers conceding runs when the out is right in front of them for the taking. We have Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday to make up 2-3 units. Challenge accepted. I need the positive energy from all of you tonight. I’d like to make a quick speech, please watch the short video below to get an idea of the tone of my speech.


“Ladies and Gentlemen of KofSports Nation, GOOD MORNING and thank you, not only for your attendance but for allowing me the opportunity to speak.

My name is KOF SPORTS and I am seeking to turn around this week with a HUGE night tonight!

In terms of education, I have a Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration, a Bachelor’s Degree in statistics, a Master’s Degree in Sports History, and a Master’s Degree in COMMUNICATION!

I HAVE BEEN A HANDICAPPER IN TIMES GOOD, AND I HAVE BEEN A HANDICAPPER IN TIMES BAD!!!

Albert Einstein issued one of my most favorite quotes in the history of the spoken word and it issss as followwwwwwws - In the middle of opportunity (HUH) scuse me in the middle of difficulty lies opportunity and I’m going to repeat that so I have clarity this morning - IN THE MIDDLE OF DIFFICULTY LIES OPPORTUNITY. THIS IS THE OPPORTUNITY WE’VE BEEN WAITING FOR!

THE PICKS THIS WEEK HAVE BEEN A MESS!

AND NOW IS THE TIME TO CEASE THIS OPPORTUNITY WITH AN AGGRESSIVE APPROACH AND AN EVEN MORE AGGRESSIVE HANDICAPPER!

IF YOU FOLLOW ME TONIGHT, I PROMISE EACH AND EVERY PERSON READING THIS, I WILL HIT THE GROUND RUNNIN’, COME OUT SWINGIN’, AND END UP WINNING!

We’re tired of losing as usual (2 OUT OF 3 DAYS WHICH IS RARE). Drastic times require what? DRASTIC MEASURE YES! WHO SAID THAT? THANK YOU! DRASTIC TIMES REQUIRE DRASTIC MEASURES!

WE MUST WIN TONIGHT AND IF YOU FOLLOW/TRUST ME TONIGHT I WILL GET US A WINNING NIGHT! AND I’M GOING TO SAY THAT AGAIN SO WE DON’T HAVE ANY MISCOMMUNICATION TODAY! IF YOU FOLLOW/TRUST ME TONIGHT, WE WIN!! TELL YOUR FRIENDS, TELL YOUR NEIGHBORS, TELL STU FEINER!

I’m comin, both barrels, guns loaded.

IF YOU FOLLOW/TRUST ME TONIGHT I CAN GUARANTEE WITH 100% CERTAINTY WHAT YOU ARE SEEING FROM ME TODAY, IS WHAT YOU’RE ALL GOING TO GET OVER THE NEXT 8 WEEKS!

Never let a cold streak scare you away from a great opportunity when you have one. LFG!

3 picks tonight, 3 JACKHAMMERS - 20-4-1 in our last 25 JACKHAMMERS (83%). DM or visit kofsports.com/plans to get them!

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